So, I told my Facebook friends it was time to start a blog or hit myself in the head with a hammer. Then I remembered that I already own a hammer specifically for that purpose. It’s an 8lb. sledgehammer with the handle cut down to 8 inches long. These are the kinds of perfectly normal-seeming things you can do when you’re a 6’5” redhead of mostly Germanic decent. Anyway, the hammer has a name…”The Clue Hammer”. I inscribed the word “clue” on the side in Elder Futhark runes and everything.

And thus, the Clue Hammer was born.

And now, Cluehammer.com is born.

True Story.